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Ducks like water!!!! (No shit?)

The assumption has always been that rainy weather is good for ducks.Now a three-year study funded to the tune of £300,000 by the taxpayerhas proved it.

Two scientists from the University of Oxfordgave a lucky group of farm ducks access to a pond, a water trough and ashower. They discovered that the ducks spent an awful lot of time underthe shower, sometimes just standing there, others drinking from it.

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Bring me wallabies down sport, bring me wallabies down..........

The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southernisland state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eatingthe poppy heads and hopping around in circles.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting ashigh as a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmakerLara Giddings told local media on Thursday.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," she said.

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Chips are down for prostitute.......................

An Oklahoma City woman pleaded no contest to prostitution charges after she accepted a box of Frito-Lay chips for oral sex. 

MUMBAI WANTS TO BE BOMBAY AGAIN


  The Indian city of Mumbai (formerly Bombay) wants to change its name back again. The city said it had been "smack in the middle of" a blotter acid--crystal meth high and "at the time thought Mumbai was the coolest name ever." The city has since changed its mind. Emails expressing support and sympathy have come from such diverse sources as Sri Lanka (Ceylon), Myanmar (Burma), Congo (Zaire, Belgian Congo, and Winona Ryder (Laura Horowitz)

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Know thy neighbour, Iranian style.

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Get religion sucker!

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Cashforgold.com....................................



Times are hard....................

Hard times for the suspicious package industry.........


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Reality TV skanks..........

A serious debate on the standards of reality television.....




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A classic from "The Onion".............

Now everybody can be a miserable bastard like me............
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